Wednesday, December 23, 2009

A Warning to Everyone

For Christmas at school I got a giant pencil with a pencil sharpener. I sharpened my finger with the pencil sharpener. Never ever sharpen your finger. It hurt. A lot.

Other things you should never do are:
Play in the street.
Shoot a gun.
Pet a mean dog.
Run with your shoe lace untied.
Poke an alligator.
Play with matches.
Climb shelves.
Climb a Christmas tree.
Punch a TV.
Put your finger in a fan.
Jack around with scissors in your hand.