A Warning to Everyone

For Christmas at school I got a giant pencil with a pencil sharpener. I sharpened my finger with the pencil sharpener. Never ever sharpen your finger. It hurt. A lot.

Other things you should never do are:

Play in the street.

Shoot a gun.

Pet a mean dog.

Run with your shoe lace untied.

Poke an alligator.

Play with matches.

Climb shelves.

Climb a Christmas tree.

Punch a TV.

Put your finger in a fan.

Jack around with scissors in your hand.